Read this out loud!
This is this Minion
This is is Minion
This is how Minion
This is to Minion
This is keep Minion
This is an Minion
This is annoying Minion
This is person Minion
This is busy Minion
This is for Minion
This is forty Minion
This is seconds Minion
Now go back and read the third word only from each sentence from the beggining!And it forms the sentence
"This is how to keep an annoying person busy for forty seconds."
So adorable!

Since the olden times,American's have had the tradition that people kiss under the Mistletoe on Christmas.Where the legend started,one of the happier versions of it is that the son of the Goddess Frigg,Baldur ,was killed by his enemy's arrow that was made of Mistletoe.So his mother,Frigg wept tears into the arrow.Overjoyed,she blessed the Mistletoe plant and had promised a kiss to whoever passed beneath it.The ancient's had passed on that very story and until this moment as of today,people all over America take that as a normal Christmas tradition.But they didn't mind how the tradition started.But they will mind how it ends.
When I was 12 years old,My Sister was half my age.I am now 30 years old,How old is my sister?
I know what you are thinking!
Your Sister is 15 years old!...................
That's just wrong.
If when I was 12 my sister was half my age,That means she was 6.So i am 6 years older than her.
So when I am 30 she won't be half my age.................She would be 24!
Story 1;Before test
Teacher:Alright class,today is your English exam.
Bully:I am so ready!,I studied all the numbers from 1 to a MILLION!
Teacher :Um,today is the English exam,not Math.
Bully:Wait!What?
Student A:I actually studied English.
Teacher:Well,now homeroom time is up. it is time for your exam.(Teacher passes the exam)
Story 2:During test
Nerd:...........Super easy.(quietly)
Bully:Ugh,I can't do this.This is way too hard.
Student C:Oh,come on,this is so easy my head might explode of easiness.
Teacher:Class..?
Everyone:Yes,Teacher?
Teacher:Be quiet,any questions?
Student B:I am confused with number 5,I can't figure out what the past tense of think is.
Teacher:I am sorry,I can't tell you.
Story 3:After test
Teacher:(Slowly approaches Student B)Well?,how was the test?
Student B:It was very easy but I still could not figure out what the past tense of think is.
Teacher:So what happened?
Student B:I still could not figure it out!I thought and thought and thought and thought and thought,and in the end,I realized that the correct answer, which is the one that I wrote,is THINKED!
Teacher:How NAIVE of you!After everything that I have thought you!And you even said the answer you loud to me!You need remedial.Afterschool,stay in the classroom with bully guy,I forgot his name.
Student B:His name is CHAOS!
Teacher:(looks mad)
Student B:Well,what is it?
Teacher:(While yelling)ZIP UP!
THE END
THANK YOU FOR READING!
Hysterical!
Hahaha!
Classic!